Je me suis réveillé ce matin

Posted on Ottobre 28, 2018

Je me suis réveillé ce matin, J’ai levé les bras, et crac! J’ai plié les genoux, et crac! J’ai tourné le cou, et crac! Alors J’en suis venu à la conclusion suivante: plus on est vieux, plus on est craquant.

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